I didn't watch Jamie Oliver's 'Dream School' earlier in the week, I already have high blood pressure... (only joking)
Back in 2005, the Monster Raving Loony Party produced their "Manicfesto"...
It included the following statement....
"In the interests of fair education policy, under a loony government all children will automatically be given full marks in their exams.
Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.
SAT’s tests will be abolished and replaced by Gordon Ramsey style cookery lessons and Rolf Harris art classes."
So that last plan at least has come to pass...
Back in 2005, the Monster Raving Loony Party produced their "Manicfesto"...
It included the following statement....
"In the interests of fair education policy, under a loony government all children will automatically be given full marks in their exams.
Bright pupils will be provided with dimmer switches to prevent them distracting the rest of the class.
SAT’s tests will be abolished and replaced by Gordon Ramsey style cookery lessons and Rolf Harris art classes."
So that last plan at least has come to pass...
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